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Barrioscopes: March 16 – April 5

ARIES: MAR 21-APR 19/ARIES: MAR 21-ABR 19 You are going through a moment of resentment. You have put up with too much and realize that it’s not worth it. It’s like waiting for Mad Men to come back on cable. Just let it go! Estás pasando por un momento de resentimiento. Has soportado demasiado y [...]

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Barrioscopes: February 17 – March 1

PISCES/PISCIS: FEB 19 – MAR 20 You’re going through a rough patch with a dear friend. It’s okay to be apart and take a break in spite of what people think. Johnny Depp is not the only one who deals with break up rumors so no need to react to them. Estás pasando por una [...]

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Barrioscopes: Jan. 20 – Feb. 2

AQUARIUS/ACUARIO: JAN/ENE 20-FEB 18 Confusion about a current relationship has really plagued your mind. You don’t know whether you are making progress or completely dwindling. It’s like an episode of The League; you don’t know if it will make it to the next season. Don’t blame yourself for this one. You will know what needs [...]

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Barrioscopes: Holiday Edition

CAPRICORN/CAPRICORNIO:  DEC/ DIC 22-JAN/ENE 19 You’ve been in such a bothersome mood lately. ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ makes you think it’s a personal attack. This feeling isn’t all in your head. There are people around you to blame. Reevaluate who you give your time to and learn to surround yourself with good energy. [...]

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Barrioscopes: December

SAGITTARIUS/SAGITARIO: NOV 22-DEC/ DIC 21 Things are finally going your way and the tables have turned in your favor. J.R. Martinez isn’t the only one feeling like a winner these days. You have the attention you need right now and people are starting to see that there’s something about you. Before you know it, everyone [...]

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Barrioscopes: Nov. 4 – Nov. 17

SCORPIO/ESCORPIO: OCT 23-NOV 21 You’re wrapped up in some major emotional stress. People are easily hurt by the no reaction look on your face. You not saying much is like Adele not being able to sing cause of throat surgery. Don’t deprive people of the wonderful you for much longer. You don’t want to lose [...]

Barrioscopes: October 7 – November 3

LIBRA: SEPT. 23-OCT 22 You’re excited about celebrating your birthday this year. You feel like you’ve been doing nothing but work. Go all out and show them Jennifer Hudson isn’t the only Chicagoan that can whip up a fun evening on a special day. Estás emocionado de celebrar tu cumpleaños este año. Sientes que no [...]

Barrioscopes: Your Neighborhood Horoscopes

Barrioscopes: Your Neighborhood Horoscopes

VIRGO: AUG 23-SEP 22/VIRGO: AGOSTO 23-SEPTIEMBRE 22 You feel like you’re ready to go over the edge. Before you do, let me throw a couple of Virgos your way. Charlie Sheen and Amy Winehouse…enough said! Get a grip and take control. All the things that are driving you crazy are very temporary, so, no need [...]

Barrioscopes: Your Neighborhood Horoscopes

Barrioscopes: Your Neighborhood Horoscopes

ARIES: MAR 21-APR 19/ARIES: MARZO 21- ABRIL 19 Your mind is as creative as the selection of candies at Dulceria Alicia.  Put your ideas on paper and get working on them right away.  This boost of energy is what you need to get things done and accomplish the goals you’ve set a little sooner than [...]

Barrioscopes July 1-July 14

CANCER: JUN 22-JUL 22/CÁNCER: JUNIO 22-JULIO 22 You couldn’t ask for a better time to be you!  You have great weather and a birthday around the corner.  Dress Code is just waiting for you to spend all your birthday money and splurge on yourself for a change.  This is your time to shine, Cancer! ¡No [...]